Tiger Woods

a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.

Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009

tiger YAMATO

This really cool muskrat that plays BEMANI and hangs out in IRC. Likes to type in all caps and smash random letters on the keyboard.

<tiger_yamato> hay guys I just got back from notesmash, I have alot of hair and OMGLSOLESILEZ!!11

by yamato December 23, 2003

Tiger

A middle aged man that hunts attractive women younger than him for sweet, sweet sex.

One that wants to go past the 18th hole.

Wow that Tiger Woods is a stud... I think we found a new definition for Urban Dictionary.

by Woobowiz January 4, 2010

Tiger Milk

The milk that is left over in the bowl after you enjoy a bowl of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.

Mom: Did you finish your frosted flakes?
Joseph: Yeah, but why the hell did you dump out my tiger milk?!

by Drinkmymilk May 12, 2011

Tigers

When someone is expressing fatigue or exhaustion over the web to another person.

An alternative way of saying, "tired"

Just finished exams so I'm pretty tigers

by rien_mer December 11, 2011

tiger woods

the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"

There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.

by butter2 September 5, 2006

Tiger Woods Syndrome

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.

When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!

by Jill4795 December 16, 2009