Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

hurricane pumpkin

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.

I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.

by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018

Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president

Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist

by baller ass productions June 6, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Pumpkin

Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit

Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!

A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018