The Wonder Kiss

When first, mommy gives daddy a blowjob. Immediately thereafter, she gives you a kiss good night.

The beauty of The Wonder Kiss is that you just wondered if it has happened to you.

by Zachurias of the Forgotten Land January 14, 2008

Honeydew Kisses

The act of two men with eretions with precum on the tips touching the dickheads together.

Bro I can’t wait to get drunk and get some honeydew kisses from you tonight.

by Notsogaylovers August 29, 2021

Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.

Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss

by Meester Spud August 27, 2008

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

kiss of the clown

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.

Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Carmex Kiss

A kiss shared between lovers after applying ample amounts of Carmex lipbalm.

Person 1: Hey, we've been dating for a year and I just put on a bunch of Carmex, wanna make out?

Person 2: That's a Carmex Kiss!!

by Boston&J.O. April 12, 2010

kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009