mr. english guy

What Jacob Kawalski calls soon to be best friend Newt Scammander.

Mr. English Guy I think your egg is hatching.

by Potshop Studios March 19, 2017

Proper and Plain English

The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages

Use proper and plain English everywhere

by Sir. B March 4, 2021

69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018

Old English Sheepdog

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.

What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020

Freshman English I

A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.

The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner

- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English

The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.

by Tyler2003 June 24, 2020

The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.

Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah

by Ghouless February 3, 2019

English thot (mylee)

the biggest thot at ec she sucks everyone's dick when she has a boyfriend. she hits on every guy even tho she knows no 1 likes her but she still fucking talks to every guy when she has the ugliest boyfriend at ec. she also needs to close her legs because everytime it smells like catfish rly bad.

English Thot (mylee) is a hoe

by my BBC nigga with use October 17, 2019