Alexa Curse

If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.

1.) "oh shit, you got the Alexa curse lmao"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018

Gat Curse

A phenomenon experienced by the owners of clapped out vehicles attempting to drive to Slammedenuff car show in Gatlinburg, TN each fall.

I can't believe this JB Weld did not hold up on my oil pan repair. Damn you Gat curse!

I brought 10 extra quarts of oil and my motor still seized half way to the show. Damn gat curse is real!

It wax only 140 miles to Gatlinburg and I left my spare tire at home for weight savings. There wasn't that much steel belt showing. Gat curse!

by akshunj October 3, 2025

Curse of Chymezeen

The chymezeen curse occurs when one person has deep feelings for another, who reciprocates but not to the same extent. This imbalance leads to a curse affecting the one who loves more intensely. The curse disrupts their relationship and inflicts profound dread, misery, and sorrow on the more devoted lover, while the other person develops a strong aversion towards them. A mysterious black figure is involved in this curse, requiring a vision where the cursed individual is compelled to harm the one who loved them most. The figure exerts control, leaving the person powerless to alter their actions. They face a choice: to swap curses or say goodbye forever. If they choose to swap, the roles reverse; the one who loved deeply now harbors hatred, while the one who initially hated becomes filled with love.

Curse of Chymezeen

by hidden curses February 2, 2025

CursedKoki//Cursed

Cursedkoki//Cursed is a wonderfull person who talks about spaghetti in toasters, he is known to be a kokichi main and kinnie on Ace Atorney Online on the server HDF

Cursed is cursed isnt cursed? as you see this is a cursed sentence made my cursed.-jed1 ((Cursedkoki//cursed

by Cursedd April 1, 2021

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 7, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018