sonic Archie comics

Sonic the hedgehog comics that are now discontinued under the Archie licensing.

Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.

Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders

“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”

by TheSwagsterr February 20, 2023

Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.

Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.

by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Derived from pussy cats and dick punches.

Is that a cat? I’m gonna sonic fist it if it tries to scratch me.

by Kreg the Reg September 26, 2022

Sonic Prime

A Sonic Show on Netflix that has a good plat and neutrally written Characters. Gives us Prismatic Sonic (A New sonic form) & is canon to the games. Not an energy drink.

Guy 1: Have you watched Sonic Prime?
Guy 2: Is that an energy drink?
Guy 1: No, Its a good show.

by MDawg1491 September 12, 2023

Sonic Adventure DX

The GameCube port of Sonic Adventure.

People have recently been shortening the game's title to "XD." This is objectively incorrect as there is a "DX" in the title instead of "XD."

If you currently refer to Sonic Adventure DX with "XD," you should stop before SEGA releases Sonic Adventure XD, causing my copy of DX to implode.

P1 <(DX IS SO DUMB I JUST CLIPPED THROUGH THE LOOP AGAIN!!!!!)

P2 <(XD)

P1 <(IT'S SONIC ADVENTURE DX!!!!!!!!!!) <Rages more>

by Do_mmar! April 21, 2022

Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom

Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.

by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019