Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery

Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon of a toy's plastic decomposing and becoming brittle to the point of shattering or crumbling under minimal-stress conditions.The term comes from Transformers fandom,referencing G2 Electro toy,but it's appliable to every other toyline.The main couse of GPS is unknown,but it's thought that certain plastics weren't mixed as well as others, possibly because of the metallic pigment or colouring, so they break down more quickly.

My G1 BlackZarak probably a victim of Gold Plastic Syndrome.It shattered before even transform him.

by ECWWCWWWF July 6, 2022

O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics

by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021

Plastic Mine

A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.

There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.

I ran out of gray 2x6 Plates and had to excavate the plastic mines to find more.

by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025