A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020
by RedStripe November 22, 2020

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022

A virus that killed millions of people around the world to the point china banned the game Plauge Inc
The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned
Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019
The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined
The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned
Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019
The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined
"WARNING: New Virus introduced as Corona Virus Disease 2019 or COVID-19 for short the government recommends you wear a mask, social distance yourself, wash hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING, and use hand sanitizer (or just stay quarantined) Goodluck and God Speed
" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"
" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"
by SilencedMyth March 19, 2021

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021
