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Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.
"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington
by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013
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Warm Chips

When eating ass and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the ass.
Yo last night this girl had the best ass, but when I when I went down on her I ate some Warm Chips then left.
by Warm Halo December 6, 2016
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helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
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Chips and cookies

Shoving Lays chips and cookies down someone's throat, or wanting to choke someone in a good way.
(H E L P)
DO YOU WANT THE CHIPS AND COOKIES!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!
by Meow nya woof~ March 8, 2021
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Chip Hoyl

A fish and chip shop. Taken from the English Language Variant - Barnsley
Man 1: We off to Chip Hoyl?
Man 2: Yes my friend, i beleive my fat content is dropping below 99.9%!
Man 1: Oh dear
by Bramlive March 10, 2009
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Chip-Tipping

The act of placing tortilla/potato chips on a persons body where they do not notice it whilst they are destracted. The victim moves or turns his/her head, and is surprised to learn that they have been chip-tipped. This in turn humors and often causes laughter amongst those involved in the chip-tipping.

Most commonly done on the shoulders, the back, or the rim of the victim's hat as a prank or game.

Chip-tipping is ill advised at funerals but is best recomended at talent shows, movie theatres, while watching TV with some of one's buddy's, and at friends' weddings.

Originated in Herzl Camp during the intersession of 2010
Anonymous Smurf: "Smurf#1 and Smurf#2 were chip-tipping Smurf#3 during the entire talent show."

That smurf was chip-tipped.

"i pity the fools that chip-tipped me... UHN!" -Mr. T

Al Capone was the victim of a brutal chip-tipping.
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fic and chips

Doctor Who fanfiction that features the 10th Doctor and Rose Tyler, or the Metacrisis Doctor and Rose Tyler.
I tagged that story alternate universe and fic and chips.
by thedoctordonna June 12, 2015
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