mad money

Money kept for unlikely contingencies, for example a rather unsuccessful date.
My boyfriend wanted to have sex in his car last night but I didn't. Good thing I had mad money so I could buy a train ticket home.
by empirexstate January 18, 2007
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money shit

A money shit occurs after you take a shit, then go to wipe and realize that there is nothing there to wipe.
I just went to the bathroom and took a money shit!
by Allen T. September 18, 2006
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big money

He is a stoned cold thug straight out of Collinsville. Hes got the humor, hes a rapper, football player, and hes a dog withh the ladies. he lives to party and get hella crazy
Big money is in that new hit single, "Homie Hoppers"
by bigmoneylova42 August 09, 2010
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money laundering

A criminal conduct, for which offender can get a sentence in pound me in the ass prison
If we get caught money laundering, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison
by dildo777 September 20, 2018
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fuck money

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
by jassh92 August 03, 2015
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Young Money

In rap music, a derivative use of the term 'new money' which means 'newly acquired wealth'.
Lil' Wayne "I'm so young money ... blah blah"
by Khan42 August 17, 2011
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Money Badger

Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.

Jodi: Money Badger?

Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.

Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 08, 2011
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