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text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016
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Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
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text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation
My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
by GO COCKS March 24, 2017
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.
"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"
by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017
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Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.
Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!
by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017
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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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