Teabag hangup

When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.

That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.

scrotum
hangup
teabag

by Dirk Diggy July 9, 2011

teabagger

A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.

(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).

Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.

(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.

by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009

tenacious

Just read the sentence.

When i went to the mall, i bought a pair of tenacious.

by glowstickit July 20, 2001

Teabaggin

Mix any liquid with your balls and give that drink to someone.

Joey Teabagged my mixed drink and i didn't find out until the day after the party.

by Nikki February 18, 2004

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

Teabagging

What all the moronic Lib-stains who have posted here wish Barry The Community Organizer would do to them and their mothers (if they could coax herout from under the porch). That's assuming that Barry even has any balls . . .

Oh gracious good Gawd thank you so much for taking time out of your day to honor me by teabagging me and letting me lick your crack. When will you give me a job as your Press Secretary because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

by You're A$$HOL3$!!! April 16, 2009

teabagger

People who not only accept MSNBC's* "nutsack" into their mouths, but bite it off and swallow it whole because they don't know any better. This somehow causes them to feel emboldened to the point that they attempt to use 11th grade words in an effort to sound intelligent.

* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.

Obama won only because of teabaggers.

by sick_of_stupid_people July 17, 2011