Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Keita Takahashi

the best Japanese man of march 19th 2004

Keita Takahashi good man

by sewdyer April 13, 2021

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

Juro Takayama

A chaotic blonde dating a chaotic red head.

Also someone who is on life support /hj

Juro Takayama is homo, and has attraction to red heads for some weird reason.

by Buroispoggers July 30, 2021

streaking teabag

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag

He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him

by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021

Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022