o-tard 

When a person's behavior or words transcend the definition of retarded, the person is defined as having reached the level of an o-tard or orgasmically retarded.

Person 1: Let me tell you a funny story about two cousins I knew in high school. One had no ass and a huge rack, while the other had a huge ass and no rack. All the boys thought it was so funny.

Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!

o-tard by Shanghaik June 5, 2010

Brit-tard 

British retard, generally a chav but also applied to British nerds.

-"Hey, do you like my outfit?" -"Dude, wearing that chav shirt you look like a Brit-tard. Go change!"

Brit-tard by DCoitus August 11, 2010

nerd-tard 

1) One who is technically adept but otherwise quite stupid.

2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.

The nerd-tard thinks a group of cellphones can pop popcorn.

nerd-tard by ad-92129 September 3, 2011

Ra-Tard 

1.) Coined from the movie "The Hangover". The way someone refers to someone else who is stupid when they are completely oblivious to the fact that they are, indeed, the one who is retarded.

2.) Calling someone a retard playfully.

1. (guy 1) You have to be really smart to count cards.

(retard) You tell that to Rain-Man, he almost bankrupted a casino and he was a ra-tard.

(guy 2) Its "retard", you retard.

-Not exactly the movie quote but it gets the job done.

2. (guy saying to some girl-friends (friends that are girls))
I hate you guys.

(girls start to pout)

Girls stop being such ra-tards, you know I love you! :) (smile)

Ra-Tard by uisratarded October 30, 2009

skate-tard 

Alternatively spelled "skatard" but usually isn't spelled that way because stupid people usually mispronounce it.

Someone who took up skateboarding simply because it's the only thing that'll get him laid, or at least somewhat close, maybe with an ugly girl. Even before actually owning a skateboard, he covers everything he owns in every sticker with a name brand on it: volcom, etnies, element, etc...
After establishing his "skater" title, he suddenly thinks his penis grew by eight inches, and thinks his body grew a foot in height, and thinks his balls gained 2 pounds in weight. In reality, however, he's still fuck-ugly, five foot four, can't skate very well, has a dick the size of his pinky finger, and does nothing but piss everyone off and make a gigantic douchebag out of himself, just like BEFORE he took up skateboarding.

Of course, this all isn't limited to skating. It's also seen in snowboarders, wannabe hicks, wannabe stoners, and surfers.

"That skate-tard Derek gave me a nasty mean face the other day, so I knocked him out, shat on his face and threw him in a dumpster"
"Good stuff."

skate-tard by The Earl of Sandwich August 13, 2007

cunt-tard 

A female that embodies the character traits of being both stupid or border line retarded and a fire breathing bitch.

That stupid fuckin bitch is the biggest cunt-tard to ever take up space and waist oxygen.

cunt-tard by FunkyTuna January 19, 2008

master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

master tard by D C August 18, 2006