The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 17, 2024

International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 3, 2022

Fupa Tuck

Tucking your fat flap under your pants when you sit to avoid looking American.

Johnny sat down and did a quick Fupa Tuck before Brenda walked by to stay in the game.

by Sneaky Boii May 26, 2022

Truck in the Tuck

This doesn't mean anything if you were a big fat cow and adhd dog-eyes with colorblind trucks.
Due to the wet weather you are currently going to die in the tuck in the tuck point in a truck.
Dude do the default dance in the tuck. Yes.

Person 2: Dude I want to kill you so bad, you must go back in the tuck of the truck B)
Person 1: 'Uno Reverse Card'
Person 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 1: Let's gooooo!! Do the default dance NOW! TRUCK IN THE TUCK!!!

Person 2: NO SHIT WAIT NO, FUCK YOU!

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025

Tuck

Trump Fuck

Chill out, man! Why don't you take a tuck?

by TheAmazingOmelet December 10, 2019

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

Tuck

A thot that has most-likely had trains run on them. Everybody has had sex with her.

Simone let me and the bros hit. She my favorite tuck .

by kmtsis10 April 14, 2022