It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
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Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
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Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
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They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.
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