Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
My friend is such a Matt Rowe.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
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Matt Sgritta

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer
by sanfraxec April 25, 2022
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matt camp

When a person doesn’t show up to school for half the year
Dang... Eddie sure is pulling a Matt Camp this year
by The Minecraft Gamer 2005 October 25, 2017
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Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye
I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell
by spiceymemes June 15, 2018
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Matt Southway

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic
by Ss0 May 19, 2019
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Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012
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Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal
by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020
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