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kevin

person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot
by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018
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Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.
Kevin’s a bitch
by T.P.S September 30, 2018
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Kevin

-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019
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kevin

Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.
by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016
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Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020
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kevin

A guy that sucks dick and eats ass holes. The man of the gay party. uses strap ons. But not a bad guy to hang with.
by the ass man no homo February 8, 2017
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Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.
Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!
by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016
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