Teacher by day daddy by night. Teachers drool on him in the hall. Every time he talks it’s an automatic orgasm.
by No Nut November November 1, 2018
Get the Daddy Darrellmug. A guy which resides in North Georgia who is a great friend and helper, but had no problem calling you a fuck bucket or bang your cousin if the situation arises. No word can describe the badassery displayed by Daddy Diesel. Biker, friend, and a sick fucked ip individual.
by dcrew-diesel August 30, 2017
Get the daddy dieselmug. by foundingpapiofamerica February 28, 2018
Get the founding daddymug. The one guy that gets everything but sex. This can include oral, hand job, or anal, just not vaginal penetration.
by Virgin_daddy March 5, 2017
Get the Virgin Daddymug. A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
Get the Daddy Roulettemug. by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018
Get the memey daddymug. an intamate partner that you met with during coronavirus, usually when you alone and bored. most corona-daddies have a breathing kink so worry about that, he also likes to wear masks during intercourse and use hand sanitiser as loob.
jake: look there is a corona-daddy
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.
jake: oh
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.
jake: oh
by hornyvirus January 26, 2021
Get the corona-daddymug.