Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 21, 2019

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 04, 2010

Trail of tears

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.

"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"

by EdgeLordy96 March 16, 2019

Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

by Pissbaby#1 November 10, 2020

hunter trail

a little fucking dick face bitch nugget

hunter trail a bitch

by hi im mason December 06, 2018

Euro-Trail

A unique design of pubic grooming where the hair above the genitalia is shaved and the taint/vulva area is ungroomed.

Last summer when I was backpacking through the public baths in Budapest, I saw some mad euro-trails.

by Euro Sally January 23, 2022

Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.

I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.

by Sparsse May 29, 2021