Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.

Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked

by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023

Raspberry Titties

Getting any kind of poison (ivy, oak, sumac, etc.) on ones nipple.

I went on a walk in the woods and got "Raspberry Titties" from poison ivy.

by Sabooboo June 26, 2009

Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016

Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments

Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers

by @The Hojer January 5, 2021

Papa Titty

The sexiest man to roam the solar system. This man has humongous luscious tits and is celebrated among many cultures around the world. Papa Titty is most famously known for creating those with large titties.

Adam: "Wanna go worship Papa titty together?"
Luc: "Sure thing bro, I heard it makes your tits bigger."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.

Damn those are some nice pixel titties!

by ApeWanker March 10, 2016