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lord thot

Sierra wettstein
Dat gurl ova der is da lord Thot of all thots
by Stockyboy15 May 1, 2016
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Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.
Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.
by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020
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Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.
Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!
by Kboomboom June 5, 2018
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Lord Hutchington

When a woman is giving you head while you are brushing your teeth
Lads you'll never guess what, last night bae gave me a Lord Hutchington before bed.
by El Cuckos August 5, 2020
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BOOGIE Lord

In 2000 B.C., when the world was ravaged by Satanic demons threatening the existence of mankind and war had torn apart all societal relations, the BOOGIE gods in BOOGIE Heaven were contemplating what they could do to put an end to all the destruction occurring down on Earth. However, despite their ceaseless arguing, not a single one of them was able to propose a logical and realistic idea. The BOOGIE Lord had decided that he would have to sacrifice his place in BOOGIE Heaven and descend down onto Earth to end the war. The BOOGIE offered the humans and demons a tasty delicacy found only in BOOGIE Heaven. They were called bananas, and they were these yellow fruits that had a peel that vaguely resembled a smiley shape. All the humans and demons quit fighting to eat these delicious bananas. They replanted their seeds so that more banana trees would grow and replenish their supply once they'd consumed all the bananas that the BOOGIE Lord had offered. The humans who were also secretly vampires especially loved to use the name Bananas for their new-born children. The demons went away. But the humans had it all wrong. The BOOGIE gods actually called the bananas oogalagachiga but the humans had misheard the name when the BOOGIE Lord had said it, so they said bananas. The BOOGIE Lord has since not been spotted amongst mankind, but legend has it that only a special creature by the name of Zoinab can summon the BOOGIE Lord by chanting his name three times...
Naqvegan: You're such an oogalagachiga, Shawarma!
Shawarma: Oh yeah, well, you're the oogalagachiga that the BOOGIE Lord stepped on!
Huan (in the background): Oh, you just got ROASTED!
by ducks are a-Mah-zing! February 1, 2018
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donut lord

A nickname given to someone who actively helps others no matter who or what it is. They are a great friend, kindhearted, and always got your back. At times they can be seen talking to donuts and eating the ones that get out of line.
That guy right there is a true donut lord! Just the other day he helped my neighbor fix his car's engine.
by Silver Storm5478 February 29, 2020
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lord humungus

1. a character in mad max 2
2. that dude with the unnaturally large cock.
3. guy who loves petrol.
"GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PETROL." ~lord humungus
by petrol man May 16, 2017
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