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Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Covid Chipsmug.

Chip-Tipping

The act of placing tortilla/potato chips on a persons body where they do not notice it whilst they are destracted. The victim moves or turns his/her head, and is surprised to learn that they have been chip-tipped. This in turn humors and often causes laughter amongst those involved in the chip-tipping.

Most commonly done on the shoulders, the back, or the rim of the victim's hat as a prank or game.

Chip-tipping is ill advised at funerals but is best recomended at talent shows, movie theatres, while watching TV with some of one's buddy's, and at friends' weddings.

Originated in Herzl Camp during the intersession of 2010
Anonymous Smurf: "Smurf#1 and Smurf#2 were chip-tipping Smurf#3 during the entire talent show."

That smurf was chip-tipped.

"i pity the fools that chip-tipped me... UHN!" -Mr. T

Al Capone was the victim of a brutal chip-tipping.
mugGet the Chip-Tippingmug.

Chip Hoyl

A fish and chip shop. Taken from the English Language Variant - Barnsley
Man 1: We off to Chip Hoyl?
Man 2: Yes my friend, i beleive my fat content is dropping below 99.9%!
Man 1: Oh dear
by Bramlive March 10, 2009
mugGet the Chip Hoylmug.

Chips and cookies

Shoving Lays chips and cookies down someone's throat, or wanting to choke someone in a good way.
(H E L P)
DO YOU WANT THE CHIPS AND COOKIES!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!
by Meow nya woof~ March 8, 2021
mugGet the Chips and cookiesmug.

Warm Chips

When eating ass and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the ass.
Yo last night this girl had the best ass, but when I when I went down on her I ate some Warm Chips then left.
by Warm Halo December 6, 2016
mugGet the Warm Chipsmug.

fort chip

a great place to date/marry/have kids with any relatives and ppl would actually back you up and stand up for that💀

it’s so fucking isolated, like legit no road out unless it’s the winter road (ice road)

cops there don’t give a shit and so many pedo’s🤮

Fort Chipewyan /ˈtʃɪpəwaɪən, -pwaɪ-, ˈtʃɪpəwən/, commonly referred to as Fort Chip, is a hamlet in northern Alberta, Canada, within the Regional Municipality (RM) of Wood Buffalo.4 It is located on the western tip of Lake Athabasca, adjacent to Wood Buffalo National Park, approximately 223 kilometres (139 mi) north of Fort McMurray.
yo bro, where tf are we??

says fort chip-why-an here.

where tf is fort chipewyan?!
by TaxingWriter330 December 10, 2021
mugGet the fort chipmug.

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
mugGet the helmet chipmug.

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