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Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021
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Einstein-Rosen bridge

The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.

While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.

This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.
Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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Vincent Thomas bridge

Hugely under celebrated span suspension bridge in Los Angeles linking Los Angeles harbor with San Pedro and terminal island. While it's been used in several films and TV shows it's most prominently featured in the 1985 thriller to live and die in la
In spite of it's 'star turn', this bridge has nevt become a tourist attraction like it's more well known brethren San Francisco s golden gate bridge or New Yorks. Brooklyn bridge
On a more somber note.the bridge was. Most recently in the national spotlight in August of 2012 when director Tony Scott (brother of the acclaimed director Ridley Scott) took his own life by jumping off the span of this bridge
The vincent Thomas bridge is prominently featured in the closing credits of the movie "to live and die in la"driven by the pulse pounding score of Wang Chungs. Seminal hit song "wait".
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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golden state bridge

Like the Eiffel Tower except your adding one female. 2 groups of people having intercourse, while the guys are clapping cheeks from the rear, the females are kissing in the middle with the guys pushing hands together.
“Hey did you hear about Oliver and Gus’s Golden state bridge last night with Tracy and Brittany? Ya, the boys were clapping hands while the girls were clapping cheeks!”
by TheBerries6246 November 29, 2019
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I’m Not Doing Bridges

Some kid asked his grandma to drive over the bridge that goes over the railroad tracks to get to the eastbound side of the train station, but his grandma hates that bridge so she said I’m Not Doing Bridges. Now used as a term to say whenever something happens that you don’t like or you are about do something that you don’t like.
*school bus makes a fart sound*

Some kid: I’m not doing bridges
by bigbootybitches655 June 8, 2022
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Bend over bridges

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."
by Reeps June 20, 2022
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Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.
Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower
by S9Staryu November 29, 2018
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