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slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.
by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009
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devils taint

Hotter than any other thing
Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)
by cak 420 February 24, 2010
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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
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Teriyaki Taint Lick

Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.
Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.
by lil_richo October 6, 2009
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Nigger Taint

Steven quit being such a nigger taint
by Taliban member911 October 26, 2016
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tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.
In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.
by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010
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