Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

by thev101 August 29, 2011

Swedish Fishing

The act of a man inserting a swedish fish into his dickhole, and then having his girlfriend proceed to sucking it out and shove it in her ass for the man to suck out

"I love the fruity flavor of Swedish Fishing in my mouth!"

by Benjamin D. Dover November 24, 2009

Swedish Fish

A code name for marijuana and Ganja!

Lets go get some Swedish Fish and get toked out are minds!

by A Grizzle September 5, 2007

swesh

suave and fresh

Oh man David is so SWESH

by mpro33 October 31, 2008

Swedish Tan

A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin.

My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedish Tan.

by InTheWoods91 September 22, 2007

Skesik

Pronounced Ski-zik. A person who is dense, but also a little bit of a dink. Some people may even call this person a dinkus. Someone engaged in activity that resembles the actions of a skesik is said to be "skeezing." The worst skesiks are considered to be "tote skeez" or totally skesik.

"Eric was really acting dense today" "Yea I saw him earlier he was really skeezing"

"Look at this skesik!" "Yea that guy is definitely tote skeez"

by 08021989 March 3, 2010

Swedish Suicide

When a girl is giving you a bj and when your about to jizz you pull out and cum in her ear.

How about a swedish Suicide to end your troubles?

by Lt. Tig Ol' Bitties October 22, 2009