Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.

Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!

by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

word stroke

The moment when you have an idea inside your head, but you have a hard time saying it out loud since you're finding the suitable word in your head. Usually happens when speaking your second/third/nth language.

Note: This is different than the speech disorder "stuttering". Word stroke can happen to anyone.

"You know Andy, I think this show is..."
"Is what, Ray?"
"Is...is..."
"?"

"I'M HAVING A WORD STROKE!"

by ubon September 21, 2020

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by storke September 16, 2020

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024