Strapped

To always be carrying a firearm

He wasn't strapped so I ran up on him

by GRAB A HANDFUL April 22, 2019

strap hula

A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.

Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!

- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.

- They are now in dog position...

- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!

by SexMaister April 30, 2019

Strahil

Strahil is the most wonderful person on this planet. He is so kind, caring and a little bit shy. He is very motivated and always has a plan for everything. He is stubborn and never gives up. He is inspiration to us all and can always make you feel special and worthy. A little bit picky about his friends just because he wants people with good energy and experience around him. He is emotional but doesn't show it often. Influencer but one of a kind. He will be deeply loved, protected, supported, motivated if needed and most importantly cared for. Always.

'to give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift'

Damn that's so Strahil ....

by ethereeal June 21, 2019

StaphWater

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.

StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 27, 2019

StaphWater

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

Strapp'n and Bomb'n

when someone (typically a male) is acting like a gangster, killer, or warrior around (typically a female) to gain attention or approval, when in fact they are really just a punk, or "aint really built like that."

Man don't go strapp'n and bomb'n to that shorty Yo! Everybody knows you aint no real gangsta!

by line crosser July 6, 2019

Strap breaker

A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)

Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?

by PointBreaker August 9, 2019