real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.

Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.

by Btap December 20, 2016

Thomas Stoner

Thomas Stoner is a moron

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron

by Cool guy42069 December 15, 2019

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

stoner-brain

1. Person
a)who is habitually intoxicated by drugs and/or alcohol
b)who is unable to think clearly and make sound decisions due to habitual use of narcotics.
2. Refers to the impaired mental ability of a drug addict to make rational and consistent thoughts

Tom is a stoner-brain so high on bong he can't tell his dick from his ass

by WebC December 3, 2007

Stoner shorts

Any king of basketball shorts Worn 3 inches below the waste, Preferably only worn in times of Smoking the following; marijuana/weed/pot/cheeba/ganja....
or playing basketball.

Say Kevin those are some nice nike stoner shorts.

by Vinny censabella December 28, 2007

douchey stoner

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively

Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"

by ballsdeep112 August 2, 2011