When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean
by Sakalaraka June 17, 2016
Get the cool spoonmug. I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.
I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
by Zixer May 5, 2014
Get the Bleached the spoonsmug. Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.
by T-R3Z October 19, 2010
Get the spoon cratersmug. by nigelburns July 9, 2018
Get the Spoon Banditmug. by spnclrtr July 5, 2022
Get the spoon collectormug. We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011
Get the Awkward Spoonmug. The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Licking the Spoonmug.