Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*

I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking

by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.

Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”

by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020

Smoking the Kool Aid

A variation on Drinking the Kool Aid, or Don't Drink the Kool Aid.

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.

by 2TD November 7, 2020

smoking bear

n. Fellatio.

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"

by Barras October 2, 2020

Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 25, 2020

Smoking

Going down on a woman

“Had a great time doing shots and then smoking box last night”

by Arby Deepinside January 1, 2021