i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker September 01, 2022

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 27, 2010

I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

by I am Cul November 07, 2021

Don't speak

Eat a dick Douglarse!

Hym "If I'm commenting on something, I'm commenting on the parts a have read or have heard about. If what I'm saying is concordant with objective reality, then I am correct. End of discussion, faggot. It doesn't matter WHICH religion I'm speaking about. You're extra-crispy in all three. Don't speak to me about not speaking about things... Bitch... And FURTHERMORE, I'm like a wildly accredited academic with, like, a bunch of citations and am the greatest writer since Shakespeare."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Speak-o

When you mean to say something, but mess up the word/phrase, like a typo.

(Person 1) - Did you just call your girlfriend your ex's name?
(Person 2) - Yeah, I made a speak-o

by babyblacktooth December 03, 2014

jade speaks

a sexy boy

i love jade speaks

by Daddy Duke October 04, 2021

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life February 12, 2016