sandy run

a place n the suburbs of philly where there are 90% jews. all teh kids go to camp for the summer and all the catholic kids go to the jersey shore. where all teh guys stop going for the girls in tehre school cuz tehre ugly and annoying. where everyone says they will not smoke weed or drink in high school and than get there and love weed and booze. where there are cliques everywere. were there are the popular boys, the kids that think tehre popular the stonres the speds and the nigs. the popular girls the girls that hang out wtih younger girls and the nigs. where you hear fuck, balls, cock, faggot, bitch ro ass in every sentence

dude lets go to sandy run and smoke some weed. na man i am gonna stay off that shit for a while

by pickleweasle April 15, 2008

sandy pinapple

Why are you a Sandy Pinapple? Is your name Randy, or just dandy? Is your favorite color Blu? or just true? How about your spiky hair, does it point, up, down, or over there? Maybe you Like Dr. Swiss with rhymes like this. Perhaps your friends are Daquiri Bananas, litos, Super Sugar Rulz? plus popcorn, minus tears. Thrillz on deez hillz? Oceanic views from a distance or how about tha nice weather? Why not be a Sandy Pinapple, the hard spiky shells with super sweet and sour, COREy inside? Or why not just Chill on da beach, like a Sandy Chilln Christian Sandy Pinapple? SCORE! plus rock sign and pierced tongue.

I'm definately feelin tha Sandy Pinapple in her, or him.

by sugarlitolikathisone February 5, 2010

sandy claws

Garfield at the beach.

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!

by QuacksO December 3, 2011

spandex monkey

Term I like to use to mock rowers and rowing. A spandex monkey = a rower, because he or she is most likely a monkey-like creature who wears spandex to race.

Me: Hey, spandex monkeys, how did the stick-pulling competition go!
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with

by CrazyLock June 24, 2004

sandy

getting a handy at the beach in Thailand

Martin got a sandy last week

by chloenushseanlouis January 13, 2014

sandy screamer

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.

Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Sandy McDonald

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.

Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you

by Kentucky Flaccid May 14, 2011