Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.

Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.

by A.C. Slator December 9, 2010

Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.

After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.

by The With July 30, 2011

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.

Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012

shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.

This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.

by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014