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snarf

The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.
Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.
by HotScott May 17, 2004
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snarkabratory

To comment on topic / item / situation in gratuitously snarky, scabrous semi-crapulous and peurile manner with references to juv icons. Most often in a vain attempt to appear relevant to someone under-25. Usually associated with outpourings from semi-literate "urban kultcha kritic" magazine journo's.
"MTV is the same age as Justin Timberlake. To progress from that in the usual snarkabratory way is to say TV producers have even less talent than a e-tard flamed on bang".
by UrbanPopTwink August 1, 2006
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snarch

a person that uses crafty manipulation to bring about a desired outcome.
I snarched my boyfriend into getting me an expensive birthday gift since he will be out of town for my celebration.
by steph jacobi March 2, 2009
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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
by OmegaZim October 27, 2010
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Snarp

n. A person who's entire well-being is centered around picking apart the minor mistakes, errors and inaccuracies of others. Another word for nit-picker.
Don't these snarps have anything better to do than police my spelling?
by sleerf August 13, 2011
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snarky

According to my 10th grade English teacher, snarky is something that is annoyingly interesting.
I was in shock when I heard Dane Cook use the word snarky...I thought that is was one my 10th grade English teacher made up along with all her other words...Just an FYI, 10th grade for me was 25 years ago.
by Dawn Wood February 1, 2008
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Snarkalicious

Groovy in her own right, Snarkalicious is a woman on a mission. Her mission; is as detailed: cure all constipated children and give shaving advice. She can leap tall buildings and shoot people down with the immense power of sarcasm. Snarkalicious is a powerful entity; however, Snarkalicious (or Snark abbreviated) can also be a gentle soul.
Groovy Snarkalicious is sitting on her couch eating Cheetos and farting along with the Wiggles.
by Snarkalicious January 26, 2005
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