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sailing

A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.
Sailing is the best sport EVERRR
by Sailor_Savvy September 3, 2007
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sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.
You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.
by Dennis October 15, 2003
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Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.
Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."
by Caderade24 March 1, 2011
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Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.
"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
by Snake January 16, 2005
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Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.
" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !
by Dutchgit December 16, 2003
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snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.
"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."
by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006
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Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,
- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
by Bam 9 October 18, 2010
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