slalum skiing

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down

that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention

by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Ski Masking

The act of robbing, jumping, or killing someone while wearing a ski mask.

We are going ski masking tonight

by SeanDaBrbr June 3, 2018

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.

Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift

by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012