simp 

an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants

chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!

chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp

simp by gingiplier February 20, 2020

Simp 

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.

Simp by encolpius February 25, 2020

simp 

anybody who’s name is Corey

is your name Corey? Major simp

simp by beanbun April 4, 2020

Simp 

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe!
Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe!
Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe?
Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA
Person 3: No, Joe the Simp
Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE!
joe pussy

Simp by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

Simp 

A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back.
Usually, he will compliment anything about her.

Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes.
Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.

Simp by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020

Simp 

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

Simp by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020

simp 

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

simp by ayyhoe May 7, 2020