Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

shotgun politics

A single step away from anarchy as it is just a man with a few philosophies and a shotgun

damn thats sure is some shotgun politics right there, that thieving no good crook just got domed by that man with that double barrel over there

by mr dank pepe man September 2, 2019

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

Warzone Shotgun

Noun.
A Warzone Shotgun.
Verb.
The act of singing "Warzone Shotgun."

"Warzone Shotgun"

by Warzone Shotgun November 20, 2024

shotgun

A korean slang for smashing keyboard in rage, trending among streamers. Keyboard smash.
Most likely comes from the sound of smashing keyboard that resembles a gun shot.

Shotgunning is not a symptom of lack of self-control nor skills--it is rather interaction and service to viewers.

by Fapstasy June 15, 2020

Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016

The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025