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Shmoo

1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".

2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.

3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.
1. Hiya Shmoo!

2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.

3. ShmooShmooShmoo.
by Spase January 27, 2007
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shmoke

the act of smoking crystal meth, also known as chonging.
E - "fuck mang, i need that crystal clear shit!"
M - "oo yup yup i got that magic stick!"
E - "FUCK, DEN WE GO SHMOKE!"
by shtonah October 5, 2009
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shmoorgasm

the act in witch a man cums inside of a warm vagina, causing the cum to slowly drip out onto a black man's penis, while he is holding a gram-cracker under his penis. When all of the cum (semen retards) has dripped onto the black COCK the man will place another gram-cracker on top and have the person who's vagina was cummed on eat the "shmoorgasm"

remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.

8===================D <black cock note the small balls
randy: hurry up and cum already
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~
by jonnypencilpush April 9, 2010
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shmoya

A term of Yiddish derivation for the vagina.
Hit 'er right in the shmoya!
by Kilroy G. August 1, 2006
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shmow come

popularized on myspace, it has become the preferred way to say "how come." it is thought that the originator was a college student typing sporadically in an attempt to gain insight into anothers reasoning.
Carl: I hate Libertarians.

Jeremy: shmow come?
by Ted Shade January 9, 2008
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shmorgon

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker
that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon
by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010
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shmople

A word that can be used for anything!
Wow, what a jerk.he has been acting so shmopley lately.
Everytime I think about him, I get a shmopley feeling in my stomach.
Wow,that's a shmople.
His hair is looking shmopley today.
by popsicle shopp December 14, 2010
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