DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.

"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."

by caveman12 April 15, 2008

sheetsbaked

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008

peep sheath

Sunglasses or any other eye wear.

"I lost my peep sheath again"

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020

clean sheet

After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!

Woah i just wiped my arse and its a clean sheet

by shaunus1234 September 28, 2006