Sebastian Siegel aka seabass

a kid who thinks he's really fast and good at running when he really seems to fail to capture glory

"man you came in first thats awesome...who came in second...i think that kid Sebastian Siegel aka seabass did but who cares its second"

by red hook track team February 26, 2009

Sebastian

Also known as Seb, is a nasty combination of the worst things ever created. They smell, are full of themselves, bad a sports, curse a lot, and remove themselves from any social contact whatsoever. He thinks he can get any girl he wants when really, when they see him, they run away screaming. Sebastians are really ugly and have a bad laugh, smile, and body. Dont get too attached because they get kicked out of every school they go to. He is a nasty bitch that lies and is a piece of shit. Stay away...

What is that thing?
-- Oh, its a Sebastian.

by Curly Cue June 20, 2014

Sebastien

The literal definition of a BITCH

"Do you know Sebastien?"
"Yeah, he's the biggest BITCH ever and has the smallest COCK ever!"

by Aedan Has A Big Penis May 9, 2022

Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever

omg it’s sebastion the dick fish

by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020

sebikins

1: The guy that lurks in the shadows creeping out chicks with his awkwardly broken up face. This man loves nothing more than to be given a a bismarck in the frozen vegetable aisle of your local Publix. His other guilty pleasures in life are having another man perform a fountain of you or a glass bottom boat..(if any of those references are unclear I strongly suggest that you google them)

2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.

3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!

4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.

5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.

What's another word for a douchy mixture of vagina dicharge and arnge crush? Oh, Sebikins!

by YouDontEvenKno June 8, 2009

SEBASTIAN

This name is given to a guy who has weird fetish’s.
Don’t be fooled by his charm because he can be a bit of a queer.

Sebastian will make silly jokes and his ego will grow because he thinks he’s funny.

Sebastian is crazy.
Don’t be like Sebastian.

Guy1: what do you do for fun Sebastian?
Sebastian: I enjoy licking toes.
Guy1: - runs away frantically.

by KGRLRLLL February 28, 2019

Seban King

Someone who needs mental and physical help.

Karl is sometimes such a Seban King

by Luxe1 May 27, 2019