salad bowl

A potent mixture of different kinds of weed packed into a bong, blunt or pipe

Have a few of your friends come over so we can load a salad bowl

by teknolife August 30, 2005

that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 24, 2008

Toss The Salad

When you lick inside the asshole.

Gross, my cat just tossed his own salad! He just bent over, and he Toss The Salad!

by LinkFan64 September 21, 2008

salad

Endearing term for one's wife/partner/girlfriend mainly used in relation to a BBQ invite

(1st Bloke):I'm having a barbie this weekend - make sure you're there and bring a salad.

(2nd Bloke): No worries, she'll be there. Someones gotta drive me home.

by Moods January 9, 2005

That's what she said

A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.

In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said

Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.

Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.

Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

by TheWiseKid February 9, 2009

Greek salad

When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.

Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.

by HMRR December 11, 2010

meat salad

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...

~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...

by 1:30 a.m. foods July 1, 2008