Samuel Owen

A piece of shit

Samuel Owen gay mate

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dirty samuel

when you lick a girls crab infested pubic hair whilst giving her strap on a blow job. she then blindfolds you and shoves a snake up your asshole

bro i gave him a dirty samuel last night and it got pretty messy.

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

by b_mackin August 3, 2011

free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

Smulean

Someone who wastes their money on the singing app smule, thinking they’re talented and good at singing. Though they’re horrible and are lacking good grades in school. People who use this app are most likely to be imbeciles and have no IQ whatsoever.

Jason: You see that girl over there?
Alissa: Yes why?
Jason: She’s such a waste of space and oxygen just using that app 24/7
Alissa: Man she’s such a smulean ew...

by YourAvgHarvardGrad December 8, 2018

samuel

samuel is a traitor and a dirty Jewish name that no one trusts mix breed 51% mut that says he's white but isn't even close

Samuel stop stabbing me in the back and killing my children.

by Vigilant Christian January 11, 2018

Samuel Tallant

Twitter And Internet Sensation, Gripped The World Of Twitter With His Humerous And Bitchy Tweets Under The Name ( PrinceTallant) . Celebrity Followers Include Shontelle Layne And Lady GaGa.

" Cant Wait For @PrinceTallant ( Samuel Tallant) To Diss Some Bitch "

by Lovedemon July 26, 2009