stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.

Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D

by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Stroke

When someone misspells the same word over and over again even when they try to correct it

MauiTheMan: hk

Hj*

Hy*

Ih*

Ho*

Wth..

Hu*

I give up ._.
Photosynthesis: hi*
MauiTheMan:Thanks

MauiTheMan has a stroke

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

lord harkon stroke

lord harkon is a booty god

you got a lord harkon stroke from dat booty

by fuck her right in de pussy July 6, 2018

Heat stroke

When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it

He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke

by Wormy_Worms July 25, 2022

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024