star crunch

When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.

"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."

by tblaforge July 23, 2007

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star wars party

An all-male party where all invited guests dress like Star Wars or Halo characters. The events are as follows

i) A series of dances commence: decor includes a disco ball, flashing lights and some accessories include anal probes and massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

ii) techo music such as Darude - Sandstorm is played

iii) a large amount of fellatio ensues followed by several bouts of kfc knobing

iv) the fat host whose initials are generally J.S. or C.S. will begin to complain about how none of his writers for the banner are submitting articles on time

v) everyone will ejaculate (bukkake style) on the host until he shuts his KFC knobing mouth

1. jon's oltys brother was going to throw a star wars party but he decided not to since he didn't have the appropriate costumes

2. Jon renegade began to crave anonymous kfc knobing action and began to throw a star wars party in order to get some hot action/chicken

3. Jon invited his mom into the backroom and they went kfc knobing together in preparation for the impending star wars party

4. Jon dressed like the master chief from Halo and swallowed 11 cum shots and his shirt became a cum shirt

by renegayd June 11, 2006

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Star Wars

Popular fantasy franchise masquerading as science fiction. Features archaic and unrealistic political structures (Monarchies, empires) for galaxy-spanning civilisations. Technology includes armoured vehicles that would get seriously pwned by 21st century human technology, spacecraft with hideously under-powered and and low-range weapons (Even WWII battleships fought at greater ranges!) Small arms no self-repecting soldier would be found dead with (Low powered blasters that fire 'laser' bolts that fly as fast as arrows, no decent kinetic weapons like assault rifles, railguns and gauss guns)
Completely unrealistic 'force' powers (Hence fantasy not sci-fi) Superweapons that have to be the size of small moons in order to destroy planets (Ever heard of anti-matter?) And basically an overall grip of the realities of science, sociology and biology (Humanoid aliens are present - Star Trek is the worse offender for this though) that's as shaky as his Holiness the Pope. And he's pretty shaky.

The Star Wars films are fun to watch, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's sci-fi.

by NoXion March 26, 2005

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