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Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.
I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!
by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009
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Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking
Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007
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Gang Stalking

The govt uses gang members as a way of disempowering citizens for political/racial reasons. These ppl get paid to do dirt and are handed success as a favor. That's why society is mostly fake. It is a nepotism community pretending to be community policing. The only reason I've posted this is because they like to throttle the popularity of people on social media who are not part of the "dumb and dirty" bunch. Because I refused to date hookers and be part of their "crowd," I was hated on. They've all been coached to make you stupid so they can exploit you. They don't want intellectuals or independent thinkers having too much influence.
So and so was targeted by a government sponsored gang. They were Gang Stalking this dude because because he had privately learned past women had became insanely jealous of him, and they both didn't want him to have this kind of power over women. So they exchanged bribes and favors.
by Deeessvee May 17, 2021
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away message stalker

One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.
Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.
by Amy Joan October 29, 2007
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facebook stalker

Remembers every detail of any status update, comment, & post! Leaves dirty messages and has the creepy 'up against a white wall' profile pic. They 'love' your pics and most likely have a 'copy & paste" album of their own. They make FB the scary place we all love.
If a guy comments on your post about the new brand of tampon you like....he is a facebook stalker!
by DoubleJ258 February 4, 2010
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Facebook Stalker

Someone who spends larges amounts of time looking at others profiles, pictures, walls and statuses and learning about the person's life story. In addition,they must "like" every little conversation they he/ she was/is never apart of. Very rarely is it traceable. Can be traced and or noticed if the person being stalked and or victim notices a lot of "likes" and "comments" on post that The Facebook Stalker was never apart of.
Abdoul, " Hey yesterday was fun, I hope you had fun."

Tammy, " I did have fun, I loved the Cliff diving."

*Katie Likes Comment*

Tammy, " Katie WTF are you doing? Are you being a Facebook Stalker?
by iPrank February 24, 2011
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Slabheed Stalker

The best band in the world by far.Slabheed stalker will unleash the swan upon you.By swan that means music kind of.
That Slabheed Stalker band rock!
by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009
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