Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

human stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.

Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.

by gettin jizzy wit it December 17, 2006

Super Poop Stain

When you take a drag off a bowl, then a drag off a cigarette and then do a shot of Liqour without exhaling until you've swallowed the shot.

Do you remember Kenny from Mallozzis in Rotterdam? He was the master at doing Super Poop Stains!!!

by Potatoes Au Rotten October 12, 2010

lil poop stain

A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.

" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka March 15, 2016

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 10, 2008