A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022

by anonymous December 19, 2021

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019
