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momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.
Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?
by spncrm August 1, 2008
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Slapped with Stank

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
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Andouille Slap

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
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slap it easy

A more polite way of telling someone to F off or can be used as a way to dismiss something/someone…Originated in the Bronx, NY
Boogie: My landlord keeps asking me for the rent even though it’s not due until next week
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone
by The Bronx Boyz February 24, 2023
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Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation
Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!
by Deke freak June 8, 2018
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 22, 2017
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