When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"
" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"
"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"
"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 08, 2013
This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that April 21, 2016
When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.
I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 23, 2017
A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014
The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 03, 2019
by Zchow July 24, 2019